Triumphant again

I had to go to the dentist this morning. And I won! Again! No cavities, no need for caps or crowns or root canals or dentures. I feel good.

Anyway, I got to the office and decided that, to celebrate my victory, I'd have a candy bar for breakfast. Have you ever had a Take 5? They're really delicious. I think I blogged once about how my law school friend Milf brings them to class occasionally. Anyway, I had a Take 5 for breakfast. And some toast. Yum.

Well, it's well into the afternoon now. 2:30. Which means....I've been walking around with melted chocolate on my shirt for over four hours. That's right. I must have missed my mouth, and a few crumbs ended up smeared on my shirt. Where are my friends? Why has no one mentioned this to me yet?